Ranjeed, Yellow Man , and Yellow Girl

Ranjeed Jackson is an ordinary guy just hanging out in his car in down town Cairo, but what he doesn’t know is he’s being watched by the superhero couple Yellow Man, and Yellow girl

Music playing in the background as attractive girl is passing by Ranjeeds car.

0:15 Ranjeed: Ohhh my gosh I think I am in heaven, because I just saw an angle
Girl in pink: Eww I would rather die!!!
Ranjeed: No!! I LOVE YOU!!

Ranjeed watches the girl walking off in the distance.

A few moments later Ranjeed noticed another women was walking towards his car, while she is getting closer and closer Ranjeeds face lights up as if he has seen a goddess.

0:26 Girl in green: I am so pretty I feel like the prettiest girl in the world no man can resist my beauty.
Ranjeed: Indeed you are Madame you must be supermodel, can I please have your phone number?!!
Girl in green: Sorry! Not inserted!

As the girl in the green passes Ranjeed car he starts asking him self.
0:40 Ranjeed: “ Doesn’t anybody love me?”

After Ranjeed asked him self that question a cat walks by and he looks down and says.

0:43 Ranjeed: Hello Mr. Kitty Cat you love me don’t you?

He looks up and sees another woman walking to the car, and has the biggest smile on his face

0:48 Ranjeed: You are the one who holds the key to my heart. You are the…

Before Ranjeed could finish reciting the poem to the girl someone gave him a slap on the face it was Yellow Man!

0:58 Yellow Man: Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to make snake impression in front of women?
Ranjeed: AHHH…man you better start running because if I get my hands on you, your dead!!!

Ranjeed is exceedingly angry and is ready to teach Yellow Man a lesson.
Yellow Man stands his grown and waits.
Ranjeed jumps out of the car and holds his fists up

1:11 Ranjeed: Come On!!

1:13 Yellow Man: Hahaha where did you come from Snow White and the 7 dwarves?

Yellow Man feel that he has the advantage in this fight.

1:17 Yellow Man: CRABCAKES THAT HURTS!!!

Ranjeed lets out all his anger by punching Yellow Mans “Man Hood”.

1:18 Ranjeed: So you think your so tough just because your tall? I DON’T THINK SO!!!
I’m goanna prove to your how tough u really are

Ranjeed climbs on his cars and does a back flip and lands on Yellow Man stomach.

1:22 Yellow Man: Mercy!! Please!!
Ranjeed: Oh I’ll show you mercy!!

As Yellow Man is lying on the floor in excruciating pain Ranjeed stand on top of him and starts punishing him in the face and gives another, and another and another.

1:30 Ranjeed: You are so lucky that I’m not that angry today

Then Ranjeed grabs the head tightly of Yellow Man and starts bashing it against the ground.
Then out of no where Yellow Girl appears.

1:32 Yellow Girl: What are you doing to my husband you crazy freak?!!!

Looking confused and happy at the same time Ranjeed gets up and lets go of Yellow Man and starts walking towards Yellow Girl.

1:36 Ranjeed: Darling!! I have been looking for you over 20 years now!! Where have you been in my life, my sweet…

Before Ranjeed could finish his poem yet again he was interrupted.
As Ranjeed was speaking Yellow Man was crawling towards the sidewalk, Yellow Man noticed that there was a empty trash can laying around. So he pick and dropped it on top of Ranjeed.

1:47 Ranjeed: NOOO!!!!
Yellow Girl: Yay!! you go sweetie!!
Ranjeed: Let me out of here!!! I’m afraid of the dark!!!

While holding the trash can down Yellow Man pulls out a snake and starts lowering it in the can through a small hole.

1:51 Yellow Man: Oh don’t worry I’ll give you some company!
Ranjeed: AHHH!!!
Yellow Man: Say hallo to my little friend!!

After “defeating” the evil Ranjeed, Yellow Man ,and Yellow Girl walk off into the sunset.

1:58 Yellow Man: Another day of kicking scum bags off the street, wouldn’t you say sweet heart?
Yellow Girl: Your absolutely right snuggles.
Yellow Man: What’s for dinner?
Yellow Girl: Mac and cheese Egyptian style
Yellow Man: My Favorite
Ranjeed: I’ll get you for this Yellow Man!!!!