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LETTERS

Al Buxton

Dean Nicolas Constantine

Al Buxton,

262 Bush Street,

Texas 2653.

Dean Nicolas Constantine,

913 Lotus Drive,

Alabama 143A.

September 12, 2009

Dear Dean Constantine

My name is Al Buxton and I come from a small town outside of Huston, Texas. I am writing you this letter in hope that you will accept me into UCU (United Clown University). I am unemployed but used to work as a body builder. To pass the time I currently help my father in his campaign “Steroids Are Not Drugs”. The reason why I want to come to UCU is to take the next step in my life. The pass five generations in my family have been in the body builders business, and all five of them have been Texas state champion. You see my family would never accept me coming to the UCU, but it has been my passion for my whole life to learn from the best of the best. In my childhood I use to watch the greatest in action Yuri Nikulin, Barry Lubin and Cepillín and all went to the UCU. They have all been my roll models and have watched them in action a number of times. I have mastered a number of tricks from three of these artists, including the famous quadruple banana pie car throw, which has taken me a great deal of time to perfect. Also I have no problems with the juggling test. I once went to one of the university seminars on “The Juggling Way”. Thank you very much for taking the time to read my application to letter. I look forward for waiting for your reply.

Yours sincerely

Al Buxton

United Clown University

Al Buxton,

262 Bush Street,

Texas 2653.

September 14, 2009

Dear Mr. Al Buxton

I have reed your letter personally and have taken everything to note. I find that your story is truly touching and am pleased to write to you and tell that I feel that UCU is the ideal destination for you to start your journey as a clown. However I find it unacceptable for students to be unemployed while attending UCU. Before you come you must be employed and earn a salary. I too know how it feels not have the full support of family for something you eagerly desire. My family has been dean of this fine university for the last 4 generations. But I never really had the clown blood running through my veins. I remember every night after practicing tricks with my father I would always run up to my room and take out my writing book which I hid and just started writing without end. So Mr. Buxton I was wondering if it would be possible if I were to write a book about you and your life story without mentioning your name or any personal family details. I would be tremendously grateful if you would allow me to carry out this personal project of mine.

Sincerely

Dean Constantine

Al Buxton,

262 Bush Street,

Texas 2653.

Dean Nicolas Constantine,

913 Lotus Drive,

Alabama 143A.

September 16, 2009

Dear Dean Constantine

Thank you very much for giving me a possibility and helping me go through the right path in my life. Its nice to know that there are people out there like yourself who give people like me a chance to get to the dreams and to achieve their goals. I understand entirely about the unemployment issue and will get to that factor as soon as possible and will bring your documents regarding my latest occupation. I am sorry that you did not have the chance like I have had, for you to become the writer you wanted to be. That shows how family makes more decision for their children then their children make for themselves. I would be extremely happy and honored to be apart of your book that you would like to write on my life. It will be alright if you mention my name and details, but I would like it if you would leave out my families name, the back round will be fine to mention. Thank you again Dean Constantine for giving me this opportunity.

Yours sincerely

Al Buxton

AUDIO FILE

The Two Daredevils

“Will you come with me?’ asked Andreas
“I don’t know?” replied Panyotis’
So as no to attract attention, they walked off the road as quite as mice.
It was Friday night and Andreas went to Panyotis’ house. Like always Panyotis’ lit the candles and set them on the table and brought out the bear rug, and started listening to his favorite Wham album. There was a knock on the door. Panyotis’ answered
“Is it you Andreas?”
“Who else would it be Sfiktos” answered Andreas.
Opening the door Panyotis passionately embraced Andreas.
“What the hell you doing man?! I told you stop doing that” Andreas said
“Okay I’ll stop” Panyotis answered.
While sitting on the bear rug, Andreas told Panyotis that he was tired of spending his nights inside ,and wanted to go to Downtown Nicosia. A little heartbroken Panayotis’ understood what Andreas was saying. But knowing him better than anyone in the world Panyotis’ new that it wasn’t just that Andreas had in his mind.
“So I’ll call my dad to bring us” said Panyotis’.
“No our ride will be taken care” Andreas replied
“How?” asked Panyotis’
“We are gonna borrow your dads motorbike”
“No were not!!” replied to Panayotis’.
“Come on Sfiktos its gonna be awesome, all the girl will be looking at us, and then will be the coolest people downtown this Friday” said Andreas.
A small voice in Panayotis’ head told him that if his father would find out that they stole his motorbike he would be dead. But there was a larger voice telling him not to worry and that all they have to do is be careful.
“Alright Andreas lets do it” said Panytois’ .
So they walked into the garage and approached the bike.
“Do you even know how to ride a motorbike man?” asked Panayotis’.
“Ehhh how hard can it be, its like a bicycle but without pedaling” replied Andreas.
So the two dare devils were off, Panyotis’ didn’t know what to expect if Andreas was gonna get them downtown or if this will be his last night alive. They got to the main road of Latcha, Andreas started to accelerate dramatically.
“Andreas I think to you slowdown!” said Panytois’,
“No I can handle it” replied Andreas.
Suddenly they went over a huge hole, Andreas lost instant control of the motorbike and started to panic
“We have to jump!” Andreas yelled.
“Are you crazy!! What about the bike?” Asked Panayotis’.
“There is no time to argue jump in the field” answered Andreas.
So then Andreas jumped and Panyotis followed him.
Panyotis jumped up and ran to the bike to see if it was alright and that nothing was broken. As he glanced at the bike he saw that both head lights were broken, one of the mirrors snapped off, and that it was full of scratches.
“Oh my God what are we gonna do?!” screamed Panayotis
“Ok, were gonna tell your father that someone had stole the bike and we didn’t realize because we feel asleep while watching a movie” Andreas said.
“Man he’s not gonna believe that!” yelled Panayotis’.
“What do we have lose, its better than nothing” said Andreas.
“Ok I hope he gonna believe it” said Panayotis’.
“Why?” asked Andreas.
“Because if he doesn’t I’m gonna kick the crap out of you” replied Panyotis in an irritated tone.
So they both went to Panyotis house and waited for his father to come home.
“Hello boys” Said Sfiktos senor.
“Hi dad, there something I have to tell you” Panyotis’ answered.
“What is it Panayotis’?” replied Sfiktos senor.
“Andreas took your motorbike and accidentally crashed it!” said Panyotis
“WHAT!?” both Andreas and Sfiktos senor shouted out
“Yup, I tried stopping him but he wouldn’t listen’ Panyotis replied
“Your in big trouble Andreas, but instead of punishing you, your gonna have to pay me back.” Said Sfiktos senor.
“No, no I prefer the punishment” answered Andreas.
‘Alright then come with me” said Sfiktos senor.
After a few moments Andreas came from upstairs with a big smile on his face.
“So what was the punishment?” Panyotis asked
“That wasn’t a punishment, it was more like a present” answered Andreas.
“Alright Andreas its getting late, see you tomorrow man” Panyotis said.
“Bye Panyotis’” Andreas said in a cheerful tone.

Easter Break

For my Easter break I went to the UK for about 10 days to visit my father. The most interesting night that I had happen to me was, when my father and I went to London one evening to have dinner. After we finished our superlative dinner we started to walk back to the car it was around 12:30 when we left. While we were walking my dad saw one of his friends walking towards us and they had a profound conversation for about 10 minutes. I found out at the end that my dad had to leave the country that night for some important meeting. So the next morning my dad had left the counrty and I was in a incoherent state. After a few minutes I found 3 tickets to a football match for that evening and a not from my dad apologizing that he couldn't be there fro the match. So the tickets my father had gave me were for the Chelsea, Everton match. After the match we went to the garage where my car was parked and saw my father next to it talking to the Chleasea players, then I was intrduced and took some pictures with them and went home.

VideOs

I have chosen the 1^st, 3^rd, 5^th, and 8^th video.

For the first one I find it very good. It was well put together, I am sure that it took this person a very long time to draw all of those pictures. You can see that the person is not the most amazing but the pictures are well done and they didn’t rush while drawing them. The music goes well with the video. One things could have been better, maybe while could have held the book in a better way.

For the third one ok its not the best videos I have seen for Romeo and Juliet. I find it a little plain because the guy who did this should have thought about using another person for more puppets to be in the seen, because if there is a third character in the scene the puppets would look left. He could have at least given the puppet with the skirt a different color then the background. But to me I find the dialog funny.

The fifth video is ok noting really unique about it but the pictures are nice and sweet and hoe the person put this one together was ok. Could have drawn a bit more detail.

I think the my favorite is the eighth one. It is really nice how he used the star was theme for their Romeo and Juliet video, the only thing that they could improve just a bit is the dialogue other then that I find it good and quite funny.

Bob Van Kichie

Bob Van Kichie


Robert “Bob’ Van Kichie ( born on February 19 1969 in Elizabeth Falls, Rhodesia) is the most famous chicken whisperer in the world. He is very well know for his reality TV show “911 Chicken Whisper” ,and his documentary about the bird flue epidemic which took place in 2005 across the world.

Contents:
1.Back round/ Early Life
-1a.Childhood
-1b.Later Years
2.Career
-2a.Diplomatic Power
-2b.TV Shows
-2cEarnings
3.Famous Moments
-3a.GWB & BVK
-3b.Bird Flu
4.Love Life
-4.aMarriage
5.References
6.External Links

Back round/ Early Life

Childhood
Bob was born in Rhodesia, his father (Derek Van Kichie) was a poor farmer from Rhodesia, and his mother (Vicky Van Kichie) was from South Africa. Bob has one brother and two sisters, he is the oldest one in his family. He was home schooled for all his life. Most of the time when Bob was a child he loved to play with the animals epically with the chickens. His father and mother recall the day they found out the gift Bob had. It was a hot summers day, and Bob father had noticed that all the chickens had not laid one egg, Bob had told his father that the chickens had told him that it was too hot outside and they needed more water. The next morning his father did what Bob had told him and he was correct.

Later Years
Bob teenage life was very difficult, because the incident with the chicken on his family farm made his family believe that he was possessed, and his family refused to see him from then on. So he was sent to The National Psychiatric Hospital of Rhodesia (NPHR) at the age of 16. His doctor, Dr. Gary Mogotogaka (winner of the Zimbabwean Peace Prize in 1990) was the best doctor at the time was helping Bob with his situations. Bob was at the NPHR for 4 years before he got out. Dr, Mogotogaka says Bob Van Kichie is completely sane and his talent talking to chickens is true. Till today Bob and Dr. Mogotogaka are very close friends. After Bob had left the NPHR his started to begin his life work, from then on he called himself the “Chicken Whisper’. He advertised in the local paper (DOGABA) for a private Chicken Whisper. For the first time in Bob Van Kichie life wasn’t afraid to tell everyone about his gift.

Career

Diplomatic Power
Years after Bob started to advertise his new “Chicken Whisper’ status, he became one of the most famous people in all of Rhodesia. Everyone was calling him from the poorest farmer to the richest people in Rhodesia, until one day he had gotten a call from the Ministry of Defense of Rhodesia (MDR). Sources say that the government started to pay Van Kichie to train the chickens to deliver important messages to other bases in Rhodesia. The project was opened incase of civil war between the NPR (National Party of Rhodesia) and the ZPP (Zimbabwean Peoples Party) but was closed a year later.



TV Shows
A few months after Bob government project was over a major American TV channel ABN (American Broadcasting Network) approached him with an offer. They would create a reality show called ‘911 Chicken Whisper”, where Bob would help chicken farmers in the US with their problems and situation. The contract would last for 5 years and the income would be a staggering 55 million dollars.

Earnings
In 2007 it was published on ‘HALLO” that Bob Van Kichie was estimated to be worth 100 million dollars. From all his projects and TV shows that he done across the world Bob has said that he would give 20 percent to charity. Also his new foundation ‘The Unlucky People Foundation” (UPF) would be opening early September next year.

Famous Moments


GWB & BVK
On April 11 2007 President George W Bush called for “Chicken Whisper” Bob Van Kichie to come to the US for a meeting. It was a huge story across the world why the leader of United States of America wanted to me with the famous Rhodesian “Chicken Whisper”. Apparently the pet turkey of President Bush was not feeling so well, and wanted Bob to take a look at him. However he had troubles understanding the turkey since he only dealt with chicken but at the end he got through the situation.



BIRD FLU
2005 was the year Bird Flu Epidemic started to break out across the world. Van Kichie decided to make a documentary about the flu which was called “TWEET’. Van Kichie says in a interview with Jeff Greg on “LATE HOUR” that it was one the most painful and heartbreaking experiences in his life, and during the documentary he had trouble sleeping and eating. One night he was hospitalized for over exhaustion.

Love Life

Marriage
On April 22 2007 Robert Van Kichie married his long time girlfriend Hillary Stevens an American photographer from Los Angeles, California. The couple had been dating for the past 5 years. They are still together and live in Los Angeles.

References
www.911chickenwhisper.com
www.BOGADA.zimb
www.NPHR.com
www.KICHIE.com
www.MDR.zimb
www.ABN.com
www.USG.com
www.LATEHOUR.com
www.UPF.com

See Also
Late Hour
UPF
Bogada
Dr. Mogotogaka
Bird Flu
Jeff Greg
Rhodesia

Tonton Macoutes

The Milice de Volontaires de la Sécurité Nationale (MVSN), or Militia of National Security Volunteers, was commonly known as Tonton Macoutes. The Tonton Macoute was the ‘Gestapo” (the secret police) of Haiti, originally it was based on the Italian fascist “Black shirts”. The force was made by Francois “Papa Doc” Duvalier who was the president of Haiti at the time in 1959. The Tonton Macoute would report directly to Papa Doc until his death in 1971. After Papa Docs death the militia was renamed to MVSN by Baby Doc the son of Papa Doc. All together the Tonton Macoute/ MVSN was well know for its brutality against the Haitian people.

Papa Doc was democratically elected by the Haitians people in 1957. A year later there was a attempted coup to over throw the government and Papa Doc, but it had failed. After the failed coup Papa Doc rewrote the Haitian constitution in his favorer and made him self president for life. Papa Doc believed that the Haitian army wanted to overthrow him. So he broke up all law enforcement agency and the army. He executed all of his high ranking generals, and then created his own private security force which he new he could trust, the Tonton Macoute. All the personnels of the Tonton Macoute were granted automatic amnesty through the power of president Papa Doc.

The Tonton Macoute had a very bad a brutal repuation. Because of their automatic amnesty from prsident Papa Doc they can do what ever they want, and how ever they want all they had to do was to be loyal to their prisdent. They are well known for wearing dark glasses and holding machetes. Tonton Macote murdered hundreds of Papa Docs opponents, most times they would hang their victims in public places as a warning to the others. Haitians call them voodoo demons or zombies. After the over throw of Baby Doc although the Tonton Macoute were broken up, the group continued to spread terror.

The name Tonton Macoute originated from the official language of Haiti Creole. It was the name of the Haitian Boogeyman, he kidnaps the children who stay out late ,and takes them in his gunnysack (which is a big bag which can hold potatoes) and the children and never seen again. That’s exactly what the Tonton Macoute did in real life. Anyone who talked against Papa Doc would never be seen again the next morning, because the Tonton Macoute would kidnap them and take them away. Anyone who would talk about the MVSN would risked their own seizure, so the Haitians would called them the Tonton Macoute that is where they got their name.

As you can see from what we have shown you the Tonton Macoute was the most horrible organization in Haitian history. It is ghastly to imagine people were given a license to go around Haiti and torture, kill, and shake down innocent peoples lives. It’s been estimated that over 100,000 people have died under because of the Tonton Macoute. Till today the Tonton Macoute is still in Haiti and there are still butchering and killings in the name of Papa Doc.

Bibliography:
Encyclopedia > Tonton Macoute. From Nation Master
Retrieved: February. 17. 09
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Tonton-Macoute

Wikipedia Free Encyclopedia > Tonton Macoute
Retrieved: February. 17. 09
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonton_Macoute

Weekend: My Crappy Dream :-)

It was Saturday night and I was really tired and cranky to do anything so I hit the sack quite early. Switching off my phone, and all electronic equipment I fell into a deep sleep. But I didn't really prepare myself for the bizarre dream I was about to have.
It was around 3 a clock in the afternoon and I was at a bar. I was really confused how I got there suddenly. I walked up to the bar, and the bar man handed me a glass with something in it. I snatched the glass from his hand and quickly drank the beverage, not really knowing what it was I asked for more. Within minutes I drank a dozen glasses. Dizzy, tired and confused even more I collapsed on the counter.
Then when I regained conches I found myself driving a car. As I turned around to see what was happening there was a dog in the front passenger seat looking pretty worried. Luckily enough I could understand what the dog was saying, he told me to switch places with him so I can rest my eyes. And so we did
The dog seemed to be a pretty good driver
When we stopped the dog told me to get out of the car because I didn’t have a lot of time left. So I quickly hopped out of the car ,and had the in stick to open the cars truck, where I found a pair of golf clubs.
It seemed that I was going to play a round today. But the problem was I forgot actually how to play and what each club was used for. So I knew that I was in a pickle now.

So as I was walking to take my first shot so many thoughts just came in my head. “What if I make a fool out of myself”. ‘Maybe I’m going to hit someone with the ball and kill them!”. “The club might slip out of my hand”. I took a step back, took a deep breath went to the ball took a swing

Immediately I opened my eyes and had a scary smile on my face, I was relived that it was all just a dream, and non of this really happened. But strangely enough the following morning my mother came to me and asked me if I knew why the Absolute Vodka bottle was empty.

Agree/Disagree

Question1: I disagree, a person that is at my age is old enough to understand the current political problems that are taking place in the world. Because one day will be in the shoes of our parents ,and will be the ones deciding who to vote for and so on. Some people might think that these problems have nothing to do with them but it wouldn’t hurt trying to solve if. Who knows maybe you will be someone who changes history forever.

Question 2: I agree, all young people have the same issues whether you are poor, rich, living in a third world country, living in the big city, or even in a middle of no where all young people go through same problems can not really control your feelings, have a lot of mood swings, felling confused. Nobody can escape it you have to go through it in your life